An asp killed Cleopatra, but what killed Antony? An ask.

How do you light a candle without a match?

rosalarian:

marauders4evr:

So there are a lot of reasons why Bob’s Burgers is such a great show but today, I’m going to talk about one of my favorite parts of the show: Tina.

Or more specifically: How the family treats Tina.

I stand by a statement that I once made: Tina Belcher is everything that Meg Griffin could have been in Family Guy hadn’t screwed up.

Tina is an awkward thirteen-year-old girl and the oldest of the Belcher siblings. The show doesn’t hold back at showing some of her awkward moments. She frequently fantasizes about boys but she never knows how to act around them, she writes erotic fan/friend-fiction, she’s socially awkward, she easily panics, she often says the wrong things, etc.

And yes, members of the family have occasionally pointed out how awkward she is. But here come the best part. They don’t care! They still love Tina! She is rarely the butt of a joke and the Belchers would nevetell her to shut up or otherwise abuse her unlike some other shows on FOX.And the family is always going out of their way to do things for her because that’s what a family does. Especially Bob. Bob is such a great father and the way he’ll do anything for his kids (especially Tina) proves it. ‘Fighting’ the teacher of a Capoeira class because he refuses to give Tina her yellow cord. Driving a cab at night to make extra money to throw her a birthday party. Getting his legs waxed alongside her so that she’s not afraid. Going to the equivalent of a Brony convention to get her favorite toy back. Etc. Linda treats Tina just like the rest of the kids and fully embraces Tina’s ‘weirdness’. Even when Gene and Louise tease Tina, it’s made clear that they still love her and that teasing each other is just what siblings do. Most of the series shows the three of them doing things together and the episodes always equally involve all three siblings and using them to their full potential. All three are hilarious, all three have their moments, and all three shine. And when Tina is upset, Gene and Louise are always there to try and save the day. Whether it’s getting her to her favorite concert, getting back at a bully, letting her have her time to shine at a Bat Mitzvah, etc. 

Also, her weight is nevementioned. I don’t think anyone’s weight is mentioned in Bob’s Burgers, other than a scene where Bob cheers Teddy up.

Anyway, the point of this post is to show how amazing a show can be when they have an awkward character who still has great moments, has a family who loves her, and is actually funny, instead of making her the butt of the jokes by having her constantly be abused by her family and the writers of the show, DO YOU SEE?

Girls and women I know (and myself included) relate to Tina a lot. We identify with at least some part of her as a reflection of ourselves. We laugh with Tina because we’re laughing at ourselves at the same time, in a comfortable lighthearted way. With Meg, everyone is asked to laugh at her, and she rarely gets a chance to redeem herself or grow.

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4 days ago
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caninotexsistforawhile:

silent-suicides:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

sxeman69:

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

How can you not reblog something like this

Boom

caninotexsistforawhile:

silent-suicides:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

sxeman69:

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

How can you not reblog something like this

Boom

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4 days ago
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noelfrost:

prinnyemperor:

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

False, it’s actually:

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2 weeks ago
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yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

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2 weeks ago
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pigbuster:

It’s been a while since the last horrifying picture. But alas! It was all just to lull you into a false sense of security before jumping out and yelling “scared.” in your face, as commonly happens in world-famous horror franchise: “All the Saws”. But even the most terrifying grungles of “Lil’ Puppet Sawboy” are but a big yawn when compared to this horrific display:

A mummy installing a new graphics card into his sweet gaming rig.

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4 days ago
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maddiedrawsstuff:

A commission for the most excellent Parker of his Exalted characters.
Commission info HERE

It’s phenomenal art, and you should definitely consider this artist!

maddiedrawsstuff:

A commission for the most excellent Parker of his Exalted characters.

Commission info HERE

It’s phenomenal art, and you should definitely consider this artist!

6 days ago
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animedads:

HP Lovecraft had this notebook that he kept all his story ideas in and it was published a while ago or something and most of the notes are racist in some capacity but one of them is just like “213. Vampire dog.”

There’s actually a movie on that:

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2 weeks ago
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pybun:

What really happens in the TF2 Halloween update

pybun:

What really happens in the TF2 Halloween update

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2 weeks ago
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krudman:

I wrote this stupid joke, couldn’t stop laughing at it, and then drew it. [x]

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2 weeks ago
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cute-overload:

Oregon city farmers market has strict rules.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

cute-overload:

Oregon city farmers market has strict rules.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

2 weeks ago
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rate-my-reptile:

spam-cat:

SHE ALWAYS MAKES THIS FACE.

SHE DEMANDS FOOD.

PROAVIDE THE PITTZAS BIPEDDLE MEATWALKER!! 10/10 THE GAZE

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2 weeks ago
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